The Phil Flash XXXclusive! Collection
Collection last updated: January 15, 2000

Hare Stew!

Succulent, brazen loins nestled in a fresh rain forest salad...

Shhh... Be vewry kwhy-ett... We'ewre hunting wabbits!
'The Professor' assisted Phil on this Safari, to determine the true species of Stanley Forest's rabbit-like creatures. We came across this one named 'Stew Rabbit.' ("Not because I fuck like a rabbit, but because I'm really tasty!") As the Professor suspected though, it seems the Stanley Forest Rabbit is not a rabbit at all — but instead it's distant wiley cousin, the Hare. Hares, a genius genus other than rabbits, are, in fact, so wiley that one would pride himself on convincing someone that he was, indeed a rabbit, even though he would not be flattered to be mistaken for one. ("Hares, Rabbits, they're all the same...") As you will see from these photos — a National Pornographic XXXclusive! — Stew is no shy cottontail. He's much more akin to a Fox!

• Phil Flash & The Professor
  A Hot Vancouver Summer Day, 1999